Happy March!
And remember kids: Never trust a Santa with a black beard. (They’re evil!)
comicula
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Sour Santa
21 March 2010 at 6:17 pm
A small child with a beret sits on the lap of a black-bearded Santa Claus in a large chair. At left, people stand behind a candy cane-decorated rope with an arrowed sign reading “The Line”.
Santa: A cure, huh? What do I look like, a freakin’ pharmacy?! All right, here’s your flippin’ cure, a bloody “Spirit of the Season” candy cane. Now get off my freakin’ lap!
Child: *sob*
Narrator: Police soon caught up with Salty Old St. Nick, due largely to the fact that it was March and most shopping mall Santas do not have large, black beards.
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~ comicula
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