comicula

Panel ①: You like asleep in bed, a pool of contented drool sleeping on the pillow beside you.

All of a suddenly, the alarm goes off!

Do you:
② Hit the snooze and postpone your wakeful duties.
③ Awaken cheerfully and go about

Panel ②: Moments later, the flesh-eating bacteria, activated by the contented drool, reach your oral cavity and begin their comp fest.

If only you’d washed the sheets more often, you lazy bum!

Panel ③: You make ready for the day ahead and arrive at work where you see Jim looking uncertainly.

Do you:
A Pat Jim on the back and give him a reassuring “how’s it going?”
/B\ Sneak up behind Jim and play a duplicituous trick.

Panel B: You realize too late that Jim’s look was not uncertainty but one of disgruntlement. Before you realize what’s happening, Jim takes out his machette-throwing machine gun and explodes the building in a torrent of fire balls.

(Sorry bub, no pictures here. We don’t reward losers. Nya, nya, nya.)

Panel \∀/: Reassured by your gesture, Jim returns home to his loving family and blows them up instead.

Narrator: That’s right, you’ve completely failed. In all my hours of writing these adventures, I have never come across someone as pathetic as you. Shame!

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