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Swear Maker 4000
23 May 2010 at 2:34 pm
Three to five numbered panels, separated by squirley lines.
1) Disembodied head with eye patch and cheek scar advertises swear services in front of a background of medieval torture instruments.
Head: Afraid to swear? We can help.
2a) Small floating head stares slack-jawed at transitional announcement.
Title: Later that !DAY!
2b) Shy person stands before embodied head of shop owner behind counter, speaking timidly without maintaining eye contact, hands clutched together in front.
Person: Exc-c-cuse me, sir, but, uh, c-c-could you help me t-t-to, um, you know, uh.
2c) Owner responds confidently as person looks up, lips quivering.
Owner: Certainly! If you would just take a look at our fee schedule...
3) Person stares angrily at prices.
Special Effects: *black cloud* ← anger!
Paper: ...$$
...(a lot)
...(even more)
. . .
...(a lot)
...(even more)
. . .
Person: Dammit!
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